"Front-Bottom."
A co-worker said that he is going to tell his 1 year old daughter that's what it's called until she's old enough to know better on her own.
Front Bottom made me think of all the different, catchy terms we ladies like to call our "down-there."
Here are my five favorite funny names for the "Flower." Though some are offensive, some are cute, they all mean the same thing.
1) Meat-Locker. Okay, this one is offensive, but definitely paints a picture. A dirty, fleshy, raw and cold picture.
2) Lady Business. Made popular (at least to me) by the ever funny ladies of Saturday Night Live in the sketch called "Woomba." This is where I fell in love with Tina Fey's comedic timing, "It's a robot that cleans my business. My lady business. And I like that." And isn't our Lady Business like that sometimes - all work and no play?
You can check out the skit here: www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/woomba/229062/
3) Hoo-ha. For the person who feels uncomfortable uttering any actual word, they just make the hoo and the ha sound.
4) Muff. Kind of reminds me of a cute little muppet character. But it's usually used to descibe lezbionic activity - muff bumping, muff diving... you get the picture.
5) Box. Simple. Unemotional. Very basic yet kind of philisophical. Some girls fill their box with all kinds of trash and cram it full of the darndest things - sometimes they don't even know what they've put in their box. Others put something in it and then lable it wrong , and more have put their box on the shelf and haven't gotten it out in awhile.
There are about 1,000 words for what our "treasure chests" can be called.
Front-Bottom is definitely a new one!
