Here's yet another perfect match that zoosk.com sent to me.
"Vampire." Yes, Vampire...
Let's see Vampy, is this the only picture you have of yourself? This looks like a still from Boys n the Hood, circa 1991. And I'm always confused when people don't crop out other "guest-stars" in pictures. Are you wanting to have a threesome or you just don't know how to size down the image? Are you trying to confuse/scare me? There's the saying "A picture says a thousand words." People - let's put our best foot forward when posting your profile pics. Let's see what little Ampire-Vay has to say in the profile:
Her Story - "i was born in la and i really like boys and i hope that i can find one that can meet my expectations.i wanna get married and live in cuba and have kid"
Hey Vam-P - hard to find those boys if you are in the women seeking women section. And you want to live in Cuba? Hmmm, I'd consider being bi-coastal, but Cuba isn't really the coast I was thinking about.
Her perfect match: "i look 4 good looks dont smoke dont have kids and i was one that has an education."
Sure about that education part, Vee-Pee?
Books - "Vampires"
Really, you like books on vampires? That's so surprising! I'm sure we have tons of stuff to talk about.
Seriously, this has got to be the worst dating site ever. Or quite possibly the best...
