Snapple - Made From the Best Stuff on Earth (really?)

Okay, Snapple. I've listened to your commercials the last few days driving into work. And I have to say, you are one arrogant mother.

Really Snapple, you're "Made from the best stuff on Earth?" That's a bold statement. Especially since I don't really think the "Noni-Berry" is the best of all the berries, let alone, one of the top 100 "stuffs" on Earth.

Yeah, Snapple, the best stuff on Earth, can't be found on your ingredient list. Here's a very short list of some of my favorite things that Snapple has yet to bottle up (in no particular order):
-Puppies
-The smell of Fall
-Fresh snow
-Apple pie
-Fresh baked cookies (the cookie & while it's baking)
-Orgasms
-Christmas mornings
-A hug from an old friend
-Memories, nostalgia and time
-Sunsets
-Sunrises
-Anything with a mix of chocolate and peanut butter
-Unconditional love
-Life long friends
-New friends
-Empathy
-Vodka
-Wine
-Scotch
-S'mores
-campfires
-Laughing until you cry
-Laughing until your stomach hurts
-My 6 year old nephew's hugs
-Comfortable silences

Now what are some of your favorite things?