Friday, July 22, 2011

Jean Diapers



The first time I saw this commercial, I thought it was a joke. I then had to replay it again. Then had to replay again for my roommate where we watched it a few more times. I think we were in shock for at least the first 10 viewings.

I mean, yes, it's cute and oh my, does that baby have some swagger?! But seriously? Baby jean diapers?

First, who is buying these for their little shit-maker?

Second, how expensive are they? I've never bought diapers before, but I always hear people complaining about how expensive they are.

Third, these diapers (at least what I can tell from the commercial) have a more genuine "real" quality to them than those dumb jean pajama's that were all over the inter-web and infomercials a few months back. So what's the waste (not poop/pee waste, but fabric/material waste) like for a box of these things?

Fourth, can't the designers and engineers working in this field focus their attention on making diapers that are leak proof, don't cause rashes and smell like roses or chocolate cookies when the kiddos take a poop?

Fifth, what's next - snakeskin, leopard fur, leather crotch-less? Where do we stop?

Lastly, Why don't we have adult jean diapers so adults can look just as cool and sophisticated when they poop/pee themselves?

Now, really lastly, that baby looks like an asshole...

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